bummer dude.

Are you trying to join the Navy?:)

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:02:25 -0700

yes ma’am(:

When I look in the mirror, I see myself wearing those blue camo coveralls tucked into shining combat...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 10:29:13 -0700

When I look in the mirror, I see myself wearing those blue camo coveralls tucked into shining combat boots. I want this more than anything right now. Everyone please pray for me that they accept me.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: alexandraerin: Clark: … Bruce:...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:44:19 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

alexandraerin:

Clark: …

Bruce: …

Clark: …

Bruce: …

Clark: …

Bruce: …

Clark: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD…

Bruce: Stop it.

Clark: SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!

Bruce: You promised.

Clark: TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?

Bruce: I was eight. It decided on justice.

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grahamdanceswithsweaters: welcome to fucking Arizona

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:43:12 -0700

grahamdanceswithsweaters:

welcome to fucking Arizona

satans-bacon: The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:42:06 -0700

satans-bacon:

The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: infiniteocean: My cat looks like a...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 07:43:44 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

infiniteocean:

My cat looks like a rotisserie chicken.

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Photo

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 08:34:32 -0700

Photo

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 08:34:17 -0700

Fifth and sixth tattoo(:

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 22:26:41 -0700

Fifth and sixth tattoo(:

the-absolute-funniest-posts: My lovely followers, please...

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:04:32 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: BACK IN STOCK: Wicked Clothes...

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:04:01 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Honestly thinking about living by myself next year. Or maybe like 1 other person

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 06:38:42 -0700

Honestly thinking about living by myself next year. Or maybe like 1 other person

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:39:07 -0700

Honestly thinking about living by myself next year. Or maybe like 1 other person

I’m tired of hating who I am.

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:37:14 -0700

I’m tired of hating who I am.

abortmelol: im on ok cupid

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 23:32:36 -0700

abortmelol:

im on ok cupid

rapewhistled: a majestic stealthy cold blooded killer

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 23:32:27 -0700

rapewhistled:

a majestic stealthy cold blooded killer

Photo

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 23:31:38 -0700

camach0: wow my kids will need this

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 12:09:07 -0700

camach0:

wow my kids will need this

qqiaooha7b,

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:34:22 -0700

qqiaooha7b,

pleatedjeans: if i was a veterinarian

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 22:29:55 -0700

pleatedjeans:

if i was a veterinarian